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02 October 2009

It's Got "a Lot of Bad, Bad Words in It": Whale Talk, by Chris Crutcher

Whale Talk by Chris Crutcher (2001)

Rumor has it that for most people, “high school” turned out to be little more than a variant spelling of “hell” – head cheerleaders and varsity quarterbacks excluded, I guess. I can’t speak from experience: my usually well-ordered memory seems to have misfiled most of what happened during my teens. I don’t know why, but the few lingering scraps seem to suggest that the rest is hidden out of willful self-defense. The renowned young-adult author Chris Crutcher, however, clearly does not suffer my peculiar memory malady: oh, no, Crutcher clearly remembers high school just fine, in all its excruciating, humiliating, embarrassing detail. He’s been making a living remembering those years for a couple of decades. Not only does he remember them, he shares them in all their glory – and Whale Talk is one of his best.

Somewhere in northeastern Washington, not far from Spokane, lies the town of Cutter. This bucolic little logging burg is, like many an American small town, proud of its high-school athletes; though Cutter might take things to extremes. As are most small western towns, Cutter is pretty homogeneous, which is just a fancy way of saying that almost everybody who lives there is White and Anglo-Saxon, and most are at least nominally Protestant. Cutter just happens to be where T. J. Jones lives with his adopted parents. The name on his birth certificate is “The Tao,” having been named after her favorite book by the birth mother with whom he spent his first two years. Considering that “Tao” is pronounced “dow,” it’s easy to see why The Tao Jones goes by a nickname (especially after the DJIA shed about a third of its value last year). T. J. also happens to be what lots of locals call a “mongrel” (a little further east in Idaho, he’d be called a “mud person”): his birth mother was Caucasian and his birth father (“the sperm donor”), Afro-Japanese. Sort of like Tiger Woods, T. J. Jones is a walking advertisement for what geneticists call “hybrid vigor,” ‘cause T. J. Jones has it all. A superb natural athlete, intelligent, and also darned good-looking; T. J. is everything one expects in a homecoming king – except perhaps he’s a little, errr, dusky. Oh, and he can have a wicked temper. Luckily, T. J. has a fantastic support system in his parents, his girlfriend Carly, and his therapist/friend, Georgia Brown (one of the other two people of color in Cutter) – otherwise he might have gone postal by his late teens.

Not all of T. J.’s classmates are so lucky. Like every school, every town – heck, every group of more than three people - there are students at Cutter High who are marginalized by their so-called peers for having the unmitigated gall to be “different.” Different can mean just about anything: developmentally disabled or super-intelligent, overweight, stick-like, painfully shy; anything that makes a kid stand out is grounds for exclusion… and worse. T. J. knows all about this exclusion stuff; having missed birthday parties and had dates broken because the parents of would-be friends don’t want “one of those people” in their homes. He’s getting through it, though, thanks to that support system.

When approached by his Senior English teacher to start a varsity swim team, T. J. is initially dubious. That’s for good reason: sure, he can swim; but not only does Cutter High not have a pool, there’s just one in the whole town (at the All Night Health Club), and it’s not exactly Olympic quality. And then T. J. has a brilliant idea… and soon Cutter High School has its first swim team ever. Only it’s a team composed entirely of the misfits, the marginalized, and the otherwise excluded – it’s a team with only one swimmer and no hope of ever winning a meet. Swim-team captain T. J. Jones has set his sights far higher than mere athletic accolades, however. He intends to give his six teammates something that the rest of their classmates have been trying to take away from them since first grade: their dignity. And so, the Cutter High swim team takes to the water: besides T. J., there’s a swimmer who weighs over three hundred pounds, one who’s the ultimate geek, one who’s a weight-lifting singer, one who’s so “average” that he just plain disappears in a crowd, one developmentally disabled, and one who has a weird limp and the baddest attitude ever – for darned good reason. Throw in a homeless man who sleeps in the health club at night as assistant coach, and you have all the ingredients of the most heartwarming sports story since Robert Redford blew out the stadium lights in “The Natural.”

If only it were that simple… but of course, it’s not.

Remember that T. J. is a “person of color”? Well, there are plenty of people in this corner of Washington who don’t much care for any color but lily-white – and chief among them is Rich Marshall, owner of the local lumber mill and the biggest cheese in Cutter’s alumni club. He spends more time roaming the halls of CHS with the football team than he does in his company office – and every time he sees T. J. Jones, something nasty just has to happen. See, Rich’s high school girlfriend Alicia left him and went away to college, then came back to Cutter with a mixed-race daughter. Rich married Alicia “anyway,” but little Heidi is collateral damage in a relationship that goes past dysfunctional to dangerous. When T. J. first meets Heidi, she’s attempting to scrub the “dirt” off of her arm – an arm almost exactly the same shade of brown as his.

T. J.’s senior year at Cutter High will be a delicate and sometimes dangerous balancing act for him and everyone around him: his swim teammates, his family, and little Heidi. It’s a year that will give him the strength he needs to be someone – perhaps someone great – and it’s a year that will take away one of the most precious things he has. To characterize Whale Talk as merely a “coming of age” tale is almost an insult to the growth T. J. Jones undergoes.

One pretty much knows what to expect when opening a young-adult novel written by Chris Crutcher: the protagonist will be an athletic high-school boy who doesn’t quite fit into the rigid caste system of his small high school. He could be a jock – the king of the jocks, probably – if he wants, but he finds the jocks small and shallow. He has great (a) great parent(s) and somehow makes a connection with that one teacher who puts him on the right path; meanwhile thumbing his nose at those adults who’ve never outgrown their high-school attitudes. He participates only in those interscholastic sports in which he competes against himself – track, swimming, cross-country – even though he could be an all-around athlete. He has a smart, slightly quirky girlfriend with whom he hasn’t had sex. And he knows in his heart of hearts that the people who run the cloistered little world of his high school are complete idiots. Chris Crutcher’s books are all that way; more like a prix fixe meal than a la carte

That’s pretty much the outline of Whale Talk, like Running Loose and Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes before it (and, I’d wager, Chinese Finger Puzzle and Athletic Shorts, too). But even though the basic concept of his young-adult novels doesn’t stray far from the one central theme of “Be Your Own Person,” each novel also has its own flavor and its own set of issues. In the case of Whale Talk, the flavor is definitely chocolate – and the themes are much darker. Front and center is racism; the ugliest form of hatred – here directed not only at a strapping teenage boy but also at a little girl. Another theme is that of violence, violence for its own sake and violence born of ignorance – especially physical abuse of a wife or girlfriend… or a child. Crutcher does not pull any punches in Whale Talk – you are hereby warned not to come to this book looking for sanitized dialog or simple, happy-days solutions. The ending… is not as happy as it could be.

Whale Talk gets pretty rough. Crutcher has never been one to pull any punches when it comes to his plots or dialog. He’s softer on organized religion this time than he is in his other books I’ve read; though he still takes some shots at other favorite pastimes of the social conservatives. Such “problems” are never the reason that books like this are challenged – and Whale Talk has been challenged regularly ever since its publication in 2001. The reason that’s stated most often is “profanity”: I haven’t any idea what number he or she reached, but I can guarantee you that some stick-up-the-butt type somewhere has gone through the book counting and can tell you exactly how many “dirty” words are in the text. Then he went and screeched to a school board somewhere about how “we don’t let our children talk like that at school, so you shouldn’t make them read those words.”

The shame is, that while the dirty-word counters are making their little marks on a tally sheet somewhere and just about foaming at the mouth over the language, they aren't reading the rest of the words – and so they’re not getting the point. There are some sections of Whale Talk that are incredibly difficult to read, to be sure. The first scene between T. J. and little Heidi is a race between breaking your heart and turning your stomach – yet it is the utter realism of hideous words coming from the mouth of a child, the instant knowledge of what a little girl’s life must be like, that gives this scene power rarely seen in adult fiction – much less young adult writing. One courageous educator in Alabama said of complaints about the language in this book, “[the message of this book] is more important than the language used.” Cooler heads don’t always win, however: s/he was, of course, eventually overruled…

Whale Talk is a tough read, one that your teenager may well find disturbing. It isn’t disturbing because it uses “a lot of bad, bad words”; as a school board member in Decatur, Alabama, would have it. Whale Talk is disturbing because what’s in there is utterly, entirely possible.

21 September 2009

Running Loose: A Challenge to Bluenoses Everywhere

Running Loose by Chris Crutcher

I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if my senior year in high school had started out like Louie Banks', did, I'd have been one happy camper. Louie was a certified Big Man on Campus at THS – Trout (Idaho) High School – he had a starting slot on the football team, a better-'n-average GPA, and a cheerleader for a girlfriend. Maybe he was a big frog in a very small pond, but it sure seemed that Louie had it all. But that was before Coach Lednecky put a contract out on an opposing quarterback and called him some pretty unattractive names, starting with mild racial slurs and ending with the N-word. When Louie decided to stand on principle, Coach denied everything and almost the whole town turned against one confused seventeen-year-old.

Everybody, that is, except his best friend Carter, his parents Norm and Brenda, and Becky. Beautiful, smart, sexy Becky…

I don't know about the rest of the guys out there, but if my senior year in high school had turned out the way Louie's did, I might not have made it. It's a testament to a strong, levelheaded young man who'd been well prepared by loving parents that he made it through the trials and tribulations heaped on his head over those nine short months. It's even more astounding that he came through more grown up than he'd ever imagined. Dear Abby used to say, "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Louie Banks would definitely have had enough lemonade to keep Trout, Idaho, from getting thirsty for a long time. Here's to Louie, Running Loose on the back roads of western Idaho.

Like most Chris Crutcher books, Running Loose is written for adolescent males; guys who can identify with what Louie goes through every day at school (and what he does every night under the covers). It's a coming-of-age story in the sense that every seventeen-year-old has to come of age; but it's also a coming of age tale in the sense that Louie Banks does more growing up in that short year than a lot of "adults" have gotten around to doing by the time they're thirty.

Sure, the story is simplistic – it has to be, because people don't write another Ulysses for YA fiction. The idea is to entertain, to give the reader something he can identify with, and get across a hidden message or two. The twin messages in Running Loose are pretty powerful: a stand on principle is position of strength, and one must always roll with the punches. Louie Banks may shoot himself in the foot from time to time – he is, after all, only seventeen and therefore only about 10% as smart as he thinks he is – but when push comes to shove he makes some decisions that his parents can be proud of.

The odd thing about that last sentence is that there are parents out there who apparently would not be proud of their kids for acting like Louie Banks. Like many of Crutcher's books (Chinese Handcuffs, Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes, Athletic Shorts, and Ironman), Running Loose is a banned book. It's been challenged dozens of times over the years, not long ago (August, 2006) in Rochester, New York. According to the mother of a child given this book on a summer reading list, Running Loose is "soft-core pornography." She was described in a local newspaper as, "so upset by the book's use of racial terms and sexual references that she believed her son could gain little by reading the literature." Her husband said, "Some of the things in the book are unbelievable, and I was extremely surprised."

They must not have read the same book I did: here are just some of the lessons Louie Banks could teach the children of this couple:

1) Take a stand against intolerance and racism.
2) You do not need to have sex to prove you are in love.
3) Not every authority figure is a fit role model.

Soft-core pornography? Excuse me? The kid uses the words "hell" and "bastard" a couple of times. He does make not-infrequent references to, shall we say, the practice of self-gratification, but he gratifies himself, and his girlfriend's not involved.

Here is what is really wrong with the book, things that the couple from Rochester clearly want the libraries and schools to keep out of the sight and mind of their child: Louie calls his parents by their first names. He spends a (sexless) night with his girlfriend. Instead of the minister, the high school football coach, and the high school principal, some of the best advice Louie gets from adults comes from a bar owner and even the town drunk. And, worst of all, Louie blames an unfeeling God for some of the worst things that happen to him. Something tells me that those are the only passages that those Rochester parents ever read…


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11 September 2009

Stand Up For Yourself!

Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes - Chris Crutcher


There are few things on the face of the earth that are crueler than a teenager confronted by someone who is even the slightest bit "different." Saddled with a genetic code that left him on the husky side - heck, all the way on the other side of husky at F-A-T - it was inevitable that Eric Calhoune's life in Junior High and High School would be an endless string of wedgies, swirlies, and general mayhem at the hands of the "normal" guys in his class. Since misery loves company, "united we stand," and all that; it's no wonder that Eric eventually joined forces with the other misfit in his class, Sarah Byrnes. Sarah Byrnes - never just "Sarah" - didn't have bad genes, though, she had the kind of family on whom dysfunctional families look down their noses. At the age of three, her face had been severely burned and her father had categorically refused to allow any attempt to reconstruct her horribly scarred visage. Sarah "Burns," indeed.

Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes - Chris Crutcher
All that was, however, before the high school swimming coach spotted Eric working out at the public pool. Long known as "Moby" (the great white whale) for both his size and his swimming ability, Eric reluctantly accepted her invitation to try out for the team. The daily three-hour workouts began to melt off excess poundage, and Eric found himself gorging like a bulimic prom queen in hopes of Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes. And when Sarah Byrnes found out what he was doing and why, she just whacked him upside the head and told him to cut it out and slim down. That's what friends do... That's also why after Sarah Byrnes stopped talking and got moved to the funny farm, Eric was the only kid from school to visit.

But Eric has plenty of other things on his plate besides visiting Sarah Byrnes: the swim team's prepping for state meets, the erstwhile fatty may actually finally have a girlfriend, and the fur is about to start flying at debates in his very special "Contemporary American Thought" class. This young man is in for a wild ride over the next few days; a wild ride that has "Chris Crutcher" written all over it.

Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes follows a pattern similar to that of other Crutcher books, books such as Running Loose. A teenaged boy finds his life changed by his interaction with a classic role model - an athletic coach - who also helps teach him some of life's most valuable lessons, even while a cadre of lemon-pussed adults tries to keep the young man "in his place." Crutcher's adolescent males seem to inhabit a world in which athletics and hard work are the crucibles in which "real men" are formed; a world in which there are two kinds of adults and the two camps seem to be pretty uneasy around each other.

From a literary standpoint, Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes isn't quite as well-written as Running Loose or Crutcher's autobiography, King of the Mild Frontier. The characters are just as rich and the lessons just as profound, but it just seems sometimes as if Crutcher is trying too hard to thumb his nose at his detractors. Unlike other Crutcher books I've read, this one seems just a little contrived - of course, he sets a pretty darned high bar. But his writing isn't why a certain group of people foam at the mouth whenever his name's mentioned...

What can one say about Chris Crutcher? As one of the most frequently-challenged authors of the past two decades, Crutcher continually stays centered on the radar screens of the bluenose set for his ever-frank approach to the lifestyle of teenaged males. He's not one to tiptoe around the subject of self-gratification (so near at hand... errr... dear to the heart of teenaged males); not one to soft-pedal the cloud of hormones that follows every teenaged boy like the cloud of dirt around Pigpen in "Charlie Brown." Worse, Crutcher is never shy about portraying a subset of adults as undeserving of the respect of youngsters - and worst of all, these inglorious adults seem to often occupy positions such as preacher, teacher, and principal. Small wonder that many would-be censors aren't too fond of him.

The distaste of challengers for Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes seems at times odd, since - just as Louie Banks in Running Loose - Eric Calhoune, hero of Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes, leads a pretty tame life. He doesn't have sex (at least not with anyone else). He doesn't drink, smoke, swear (much) or do drugs. Instead, he's a quiet, well-mannered young man who's hard-working, a good friend to Sarah Byrnes and Ellerby, and a loving son. What's not to like?

Be that as it may, in truth Crutcher does at times seem to delight in poking the hornet's nest of censorship. In Staying Fat..., he touches on a broad array of topics from which some people would much rather shield their kids. The "Contemporary American Thought" class discussion of abortion is a case in point; but Crutcher's plot also brims with topics such as child abuse, suicide, hypocrisy, the existence of a God, and even adult sexuality. While on the surface the book is about self-realization - the dedication is to "All those who finally stand up for themselves" - Crutcher clearly intends to remind his audience that not every Evangelical Christian is a saint (Falwell, Hagedorn, Bakker...) and not every teacher has the best interests of his students in mind.

So why is Staying Fat for Sarah Byrnes so often challenged? Darned if I can tell... OK, in truth it's pretty obvious: my guess (since I have a blood relative who is the kind of person who'd lobby to have this book banned) is that their objections include:

• a classroom dialogue on the topic of abortion - and not just a one-sided presentation, a dialogue
• an evangelical Christian who is a pure-D hypocrite
• a "mainstream" Christian minister who takes no guff from his evangelical brethren
• evil parents; parents who abandon children and/or physically and emotionally abuse them
• the occasional appearance of mild profanity
• a scattering of offhand (groan) references to masturbation
• an attempted suicide
• an adult who uses children as pawns
• a divorced mother who has boyfriends who... gasp! stay over!

In short, like my narrow-minded relative, the idea is to make certain that children are not exposed to other belief systems and other lifestyles. For that, bluenoses, I give you a big, fat raspberry: ppppppbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttt!
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