The Everything Box - Richard Kadrey
Imagine, if you will, the angel sent to Earth after the Noahic flood with specific instructions to kill off any unauthorized survivors. Go ahead, imagine him – his name’s Qaphsiel, and this is his first big assignment (normally he’s in charge of office supplies)… and he blows it. Yep, Qaphsiel had The Everything Box in his pocket, but he lost it… “Crap!”
