Mary, Mary, Never Quite Contrary: DiNunzio gets a New BFF

 Lady Killer - Lisa Scottoline

In case you hadn't noticed, Lisa Scottoline hasn't written a Rosato & Associates novel in years. The last time, she tells readers who make it to her afterword, was more than four years ago. Four years... could it have been that long? Well, when you consider that in those four years she gave us Cate Fante (Dirty Blonde), Vicki Allegretti (Devil's Corner), and Natalie "Nat" Greco (Daddy's Girl) in lieu of the amazonian women of Rosato-land, it's pretty easy to forget that the last time Mary DiNunzio dithered her way across the page was in 2004's Killer Smile. Problem one being, nothing much's changed: DiNunzio is still a ditz, and Bennie Rosato still only makes cameo appearances. That's too bad: Bennie is the Philadelphia equivalent of V. I. Warshawski, and Mary... Mary... well, suffice it to say that the world does not need another Stephanie Plum...

DiNunzio's Big Day, with Bees

Accused - Lisa Scottoline

I’m sure there are other ditz-lit series out there besides Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum, but in all honesty I think one is enough. That’s why I tend to cringe whenever Lisa Scottoline digs into her Rostato and Associates file and pulls out another Mary DiNunzio tale. But Lisa doesn’t ask me about my preferences, so she did it anyway: she wrote Accused.

Scottoline's Fans Should Feel Betrayed by This One

Betrayed - Lisa Scottoline

You may think your day has been shitty, but it’s a strong bet that you’ve got nothing on Judy Carrier… let me back up a bit. Carrier, low woman on the totem pole at Rosato and Associates (all-woman law firm [hmmm: do I hear a reverse discrimination suit in the works?] in Philly) has had a helluva week. The boss dumped a stack of 70-plus civil cases on her. They’re not only boring, they offend her sensibilities. And then she gets a call from her favorite aunt announcing that the woman has breast cancer and will be going under the knife in a couple of days. And then her mother, with whom Carrier has a prickly relationship, shows up in town. And then her boyfriend Frank turns out to be a loser… 

On top of all that, Aunt Barb’s good gardening buddy, Iris, turns up dead. Carrier and her aunt are, of course, certain the circumstances of the undocumented Mexican woman’s death are suspicious, though the cops aren’t. With only hours before Aunt Barb goes all Amazon, Carrier starts snooping, as is the wont of the women of Rosato. She’s going to learn a hell of a lot more about a lot of things in the next couple of days; not least that someone has been Betrayed.

Judy Carrier, along with Bennie Rosato and Mary Dinunzio, is a set character in Philadelphia lawyer-turned-author Lisa Scottoline’s Rosato and Associates mystery series. Most of the earlier mysteries in Scottoline's series have featured either the dithering, ditsy Dinunzio or the brilliant but socially-inept Rosato¹, with Carrier usually serving merely as backup in the featured character's dumber antics or as a sort of comic relief - mainly due to her rather strange fashion sense. This time, Carrier takes the lead.